Grasshopper Green was a comical chap he lived in the best affairs, bright little trousers, jacket, and cap these were his summer wears.

I've been working on the railroad all the live long day, don't ya hear the whistle blowing just to pass the time away, Don't ya hear the captian calling rise up so early in the morn, don't ya hear the captian calling Dinah blow your horn dinah won't ya blow dinah won't ya blow dinah blow your horn

Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer true I'm half crazy all for the love of you. It won't be fancy marriage, I can't afford a carriage, but you'll look sweet upon the seat of a bicycle built for two.

Oh the horses run aound, their tales drag the ground, oh who will wind the clock while I'm away, away, the snakes belt slips because he has no hips and his neck tie hangs just below his waistline his waistline. Looking through a window a second story window oh why'd they build the shore so near the ocean the ocean, run get the ax theirs a hair on baby's chin and a girls best friend is her mother, her mother. Looking thru a knothole in fathers wooden leg, oh why did they build the shore so near the ocean, the ocean, the snakes belt slips because he has no hips and a boys best friend is his Mother, his mother.

When asked how Grandpa came up with all these songs he said when he was a boy growing up in Kansas it was so boring they had to use their imaginations to come up with something to do…

When he made his very young granddaughter learn all the names of the cows and asked her to go nightie night to which she replied, No Night Night Grandpa! Gows don't go Night Night! so he drove around all night till he found a cow that was laying down and said, "look see there's a cow going night night!" How could she argue anymore and was asleep before they got back to the house.

Holding your eyelids open while Grandpa's singing will NOT keep you awake.

Take us to "The Land of the DinkyDo's" Grandpa!

Grandpa's Tiki Room the best place in the world to get Shirley Temple's!

Earl L Moyer